*ahem* :)
it is me the princess.
princess stephanie.
again ... my daily routine of blogging ...
hee~
yesterday lab work was plain nutz!
at the end of it ... the queen and i are dizzy ... due to the acetone vapour ... we are practically drunk! spend one whole day in the lab ... the queen keep dissolving and cleaning bottles ... haha ... and i juz keep grinding and weighing ...
went home wif a bump on my head ... i knock myself with the refrigerator ... :(
okay ... shall tewl you peops more bout the imperial trip to the summer palace aka costa sands
day 1
the royal ladies make their way down to the summer palace through a carriage ride ... we were then join with the empress dowager and her friends :)
it took us only a while to reach the summer palace. the princess here (me!) rmb the way around the 'forest' ... so we no need to wait for the eunuch to fetch us :)
then the empress dowager and the translator went off for diplomatic reasons - i bet they are juz having afternoon tea and having fun ..
nevertheless, we have grandpapa (the king muger), daddy and eunuch for company ...
spend a ridiculous time juz toking crap ... tewl daddy that mummy push the professor TOO HARD! he didnt get it tho ... :/ .. grandpa juz stone and play his handphone (he is getting senile i tewl you!)
we went to the beach after awful silences in the house (no more crap to spill) went to the beach to catch some waves ... the king & grandpa found a magnificient ship along the way ... they tried to sail it ... but due to the lack of crew members (there is only a eunuch!) the ship aint able to sail far ...
then at 6 pm, we went to rent horses aka bikes ... we rent bout 13 bikes ... the queen cant ride a horse for nutz .. in the end daddy offered to ride the horse wif her ... so sweet aint it ... i have such a happy family :) so all the riding started ... the horses shuckz i tewl you ... my butt super duper terribly in pain!!! shall excecute that lowly servant who didnt put much cushion on my horse. (rmb the princess and the pea story?) ... i'm a princess too ... so no wonder my skin is so sensitive ... cant stand the hardness of the cushion.
we ride the horses for dinner at McDonalds ... then ride back ... then ride again to Parkway Parade (along the road) ... then back to the palace ...
ginger wanted to try to ride wif the king ... so off they go again ... i juz chilled wif the peopz (fu wei and hui min) ... then the empress dowager finally come home.
me, grand-mama(the dowager), fuwei and hui min went off riding to BEDOK jetty ... spend quality time there :) then the rest of the royal consort come over .. we wanted to make a journey down to changi village ... and visit the not-so-normal people there .. hehe
the journey took v long to prepare ... in the end we set off at 2.30 am .. which is the next day
day 2
before we set off ... fu wei give the ladies rides up and down the jetty ... it was superb i tewl you!!! steady man this soldier! hee~ have lots of fun ... then the guyz try to teach the queen how to ride a bike to no avail ... so nearing the set off time ... we realised that the crown prince do not have a bike! so he tried to use the newly design shoe which can blade (the roller blade) ... again to no avail ... so fu wei the soldier took over ...
off we go in our journey ... fu wei said is a 1 hour thing .. ended up a 2.30 hour thing ... the royal ladies suffered wat the eunuch called "shagged" ... we travelled along the road in ants-line ... many of times .. there is wild animalz (the carz) that zoom passed us ... making the whole trip quite dangerous and adventures at the same time ...
reach our destination at around 4.30 ...
we rush for the water-hole (7-eleven) quench our thirst and eat chocolates to make ourselves awake ... i didnt meet any of the not-so-normal ppl there ... but the others do ... heard from the eunuch that one not-so-normal ppl even wanted to approach daddy ... lucki daddy escaped unsacthed ... :) the royal ladies (queen princess pet-ie dowager) cant take the torture anymore ... grab a carriage and 2 of our horses and go back to the palace ... the driver is soooo scary ... so we tok in chinese instead of english ... quite a funnie experience too ...
so we arrived back at the palace at 6am. give eunuch a msg that we are back ... was replied wif a worry ing note ... "stupid ... many things happen"... all the royal ladies get worried ... we dont want any of our dear ones get injured in any way ... lucki it was nothing much ... the eunuch juz get knock off his horse when his horse trip on fishing lines ..
anwyway the guyz are all half-naked (strip their top) .. haha .. free show for us girlz .. hee~ .. i juz realised that our guyz actually not bad ya? got good bodies! haha ... *grinz*
then we spent the next few hours sleeping again ... girlz get the bedz ... little princess (ezzah) also come back from her hectic night out .. she got headachez .. poor thing ... the eunuch, king and crown prince sleep in one bed .. like sandwich like that .. totally gay ... muz be a real good experience for the eunuch .. hahaha
i didnt get much sleep. not to use to the bed yet. so slept a little. then grand-ma (eng hong) show me , the translator and little princess how to play hEr PS2 ... have quite a fun time ..
we eat lunch at 3 pm (after everyone wake up) ... we eat turkish food .. quite ok i guess .. tho not as nice as i expected ...
then we watch ppl bowl .. and some of us bowl too. we darn enthusiastic ... clapping and shouting everytime someone get 9 pins down ... funnie experience ... the queen & dowager cant bowl for nutz!!! hahaha ... jia you next time~ practise first!
then we went back ... before that we take picture of the guyz (dad eunuch n fuwei) acting all girly hee~
so walk back to palace. along the way i acted like a female ghost ... scared no one tho .. haha ... then we have our super duper rationing BBQ!!!
menu list: 1 chicken wing, 1.5 sausage, 1cm3 of black pepper beef and plenty of marshmallow+otah
quite nice actually ... i dont eat much tho .. its ok .. time to jian fei! haha ... then we did the endless screaming "YAM SENGGG!!!"
oh yah, pau come along too :) we have a great time larh... no food is wasted
then serena, pau, PM went home ... so left 7 girlz .. debo&juztin didnt come back ... the guyz went to play soccer ... but the king didnt go ... he rather spend his time wif the royal ladies .. grandtutor, perklun&weipeng also didnt go .. watch some chinese show ..
after the king did his before bed ritual ... we girlz .. go to the private pavillion to bath :/ (a dirty public toilet that is!)
feel refresh after bathing .. dont feel like sleeping .. come back and found weipeng n the king sleeping ... wake them up! the guyz come back .. dirty and smelly ewww ... then they take their bath ... while we girlz settle on the bed ... then everyone juz come together in the royal bedroom .. so stuffy and hot!!! noisy too .. played crazy games ... at one point ... eunuch's dentures drop on me and he step on my fingerz(we are pushing the royal bed ... the queen tewl me to kick hard/ push hard... yuck!)! should have asked daddy to execute him at that point of time ... but i'm kind :) spare his life .. haha ... he got tau-poked in return .. muahahha ...
oh yarh the king also have massages from the queen and the pet ... easy life as a king man!
then we all become hungry .. go macs again ... i didnt eat anything ... no money at the treasury tt'z why ... then the road back was horrendous ... i'm sooo tired ... the king is partically dying too! need to be supported .. went back palace and sleep the morning of day3 awaay ...
day3
sleep sleep sleep
...many things happen during that sleep ... the eunuch fix the dowager superbly expensive shoe ... the king kicked the queen and have a 180 degreez turn around ... the eunuch snore ... and robbery happen!
woke up when ppl are tewling us to check our belongings ... poor perk lun ... solo target ... come to think bout it ... seems really impossible for the thief to steal it ... 7 guards are on guard mind you! how dare you thief! stealing form summer palace.
after that the police come and a fat manager come too ... check our bagz ... then the guards take their napz .. while the royal consort take their leave one by one ...
journeyed back to the main palace wif the king and dowager ... they left many stuff behind ...
went home .. get a really good meal .. then i sleep ...
one word : satisfying
leaving the bonquet,
princess stephanie
*ciaoz!*
